LEAVE ME ALONE.

Brandeis has this fantasy of me becoming famous through my blog. 


I guess my brain runs at 100 miles an hour and I tend to type what I think without really thinking about it. 


Sometimes it is embarrassing. 




"BLOG!! BLOG, DARN YOU!!! MAKE MONEY THROUGH BLOGGING!!!!! - Brandeis




"No master, please don't make me. NO!! DON'T HIT ME!!!"- Me. 




okay, he doesn't threaten me but he expects me to write funny blogs out of my "A" like I am some comical genius. 






This is what writers block looks like. 


This is what happens when I am forced to blog. 


I blame MR. TRUMAN for this entry.


Please, go easy on him.

New Me

While growing out my hair I feel the need to have some motivation. 

please help me decide which look I shall rock either now or after my hair grows a bit more. 

Option 1

Option 2

Option 3

Please Leave a Comment with your answer. Thanks!! :)

My toy.

Sometimes, I stare at my bosch and think 

"I own a bosch." 

Big smile. =D  

Now, how do I turn it on?!?

Love/Hate

Brandeis wakes up WAY too early sometimes.


His shoulder is beginning to hurt again which means...


Stress.


I can't imagine why he would be stressed, but it is because of me.


My knees are getting worse everyday. I cry myself to sleep a lot cause I am in so much pain.


So he is stressed. He hates not being able to fix me. 






So this morning 4 am rolls around and he cannot sleep. His shoulder won't stop aching so he moves to the living room. He hates waking me up. 8 am rolls around and he is now bored after catching up on all his shows he DVR'd. So, why not...lets wake up Jerilyn!


He came in, woke me up...and told me he missed me! Young Love. 


I told him to get out. 


:)


Now it is 9 am and he fell asleep. I am happy since he didn't get any sleep last night, but now what am I supposed to do?!? 


Darn him!

Makeover QUICK

So today Brandeis asked me to leave work a few minutes early so I could take him to drop off paint from his store to 

another store in Henderson...

I love leaving work early so yes, I did.

After we dropped off the paint the old man he gave it too that I am guessing was 

the manager of that store said, 

"Is that your mom?!?"

....while staring at me.

I need Anti-wrinkle cream A.S.A.P. 






p.s. shout out to my girl Court for being an active reader.










<3

Advice.

Situation:

Rushing to the bathroom because you REALLY have to pee. (TMI?)

You run to the first stall that you use a few times every day and feel it isn't the same when you go into a different stall. 

Push open the door to realize the girl currently occupying the stall isn't finished yet and did not close the door. 

AWKWARD. 

Now, what do you do when this girl is someone you NEVER talk to at work.

Do you make eye contact when you see her later on in the day? 

I think awkward situations should have a rule book.

Five Guys

Burgers and Fries...

So tonight we decided to go hit up the new Five Guys here in the LV. 

it is all the rage...

ANYWAYS. After the initial 40 min wait I was seated across from Brandeis and there was a small family sitting super close to us on the next little table.

This place was PACKED so we were pretty much all sitting together.

Back to the real story. This family had 2 little girls...I am guessing a 3 year old (still in a booster seat) and a 5 year old. Super cute girls.

Brandeis and I start to eat and I hear....kinda quietly...

"Hey mom, do you see that blonde girl right there?" -3 year old

Seeing how I am 1 of 20 blonde girls in LV 

I knew she was referring to me so I listen in.

"uhh...yes." (awkward and quiet answer)

The 3 year old proceeds...

"She's not eating really healthy."

I DIED. I couldn't help but to look over and start to crack up.

I hope my children are like her... I only ate 1/2 of the fries instead of all.

Thanks child...saving one obese person at a time.

Sororities.

I don't mind if you join them....

Esp. since my sister was in one....

And of course I was "supposed" to join since I am a "Legacy"

But please bless I might DIE if I see or hear someone call someone else their "BIG" or "LITTLE"....

Worst of all is when you hear.."OMG Thats my BIG BIG BIG!!" Meaning???

Great Grandma Sorority Sister I guess would be the right term? or is that Grandma Sorority Sister??

This jargon is pointless.

i wish...

I want to play the song "I do" by Colbie Caillat at your wedding. 

this is for you...

whoever is looking for me to play for them. 

thanks.