Remember Me?

Oh Hey there, Its me. Jerilyn. 


I am still alive. Thanks.


It's weird to think that after blogging up a storm I just completely stopped. Kind of like my Pinterest addiction....I haven't been on in a few days and I have no urge to get on. Weird. 


I guess if you are a good friend you are already aware of what is going on in our life....here is a list of what has occurred since July. 

• Went to Washington State for a week or so.
• Bought a car. Bye Bye Regretta. I loved my Jetta...secretly.
• Happy 1 year to us! We celebrated in a jacuzzi suite...no dirty details. 
• I am an official cheer coach for ECTA. and Babysit for the Brown's.
• SCHOOL. gag me. 

That is about it for recent events.....

Future Event = MOVING.

I am in a weird state right now. I don't want to move. I wish the new place would move to us! I love the area we are in and the friends we have made....and the bread factory always making our apartment smell like homemade pizza. I think it is hard for everyone to leave their first place...unless you're my husband.....

That's about it :) 

EnJoY!

COX IS DUMB.

I am on a "live chat" with Cox Communications...and I feel they hirer 5 year olds.


There is a HUGE language barrier between me and Gilberto G.


I asked if I can change what channels we get on the Cox website OR if I have to call in to do that...


He responded, "You are unable to change what channel you are watching over the internet. You have to use your remote to do so."


Thanks Gilberto. 

Pimples.

Word on the street is there is a simple way of getting rid of the redness that comes from disgusting pimples.


Now, even if this is simple...do not just brush over the topic.


I AM A FAKE DOCTOR PEOPLE!! Take me seriously...


Just simply dab some eye drops on the exposed red gross pimple and...


BOOM! Free of redness.


Try it for yourself and tell me your results :)

Knowledge.

So lately it has come to my knowledge that I know to much about nothing important. haha.


I guess it is kind of important if I took the time to learn it, right?


Well I am considering to start a new blog....full of my random facts.


Now these facts are legitimate. Believe me. Doctor Oz teachers me a lot.


This blog will be PG13. haha. Since I am 22 and can do that :)


READERS BEWARE. It will talk about love, sex, diseases, smaller issues, and people.


My favorite thing to do is look up people. I once found a girl on facebook that was on a "i was raped as a child" show. She was a weirdo to begin with and I am sure she is even more weird now...but she got married, I found that out on facebook.


I look up EVERYTHING I see. It is a real issue. I looked up all the contestants on SYTYCD on facebook. It doesn't take long....


Pathetic? I think not. So be on the look out. 

i love being married.

Upgraded.

Sad Story.

There once was a girl who had a ring she loved.
One day she was working outside with her prince and her ring bent.
Bent in a way that it was hard to put on and VERY uncomfortable.
She went to the ring store and they said if they fix it, it might break.

Forever....

So the Prince and Princess Upgraded. :)

Flower Power!

I feel the need to be better at blogging. Shall I tell you a story?


I grew up telling "stories" is how I like to describe it. Obviously it was lies......to most.


Here is a true story...maybe a little fabricated, but mostly the truth ;)


It was some sort of break in school. I was on track 5! Best track ever and we had the majority of the summer off. 


One day it was early and I feel like there is a chance my brothers and sister were not friends this day. Usually we played banker with our battleship accessories or Cowboys and Indians on our bikes, but today was my day. 


I started off on my bike with my backpack fastened tightly to my super skinny and cute back. I road up and down our neighborhood and all around the streets stopping at every house. 


What was I doing you ask? Picking flowers. 


I would get a load full in my backpack, peddle back to the house, unload it in my room and trek back out for my next batch. 


After an hour or so the streets were barren. No more pretty flowers. 


My mom found me later that day when she got home in my flower field of a room. I was laying in them and throwing them in the air like they were my treasures. 


I feel this stories ends with me being grounded, but before that happened she told me to take them all back. She is ridiculous! How can I put back all these flowers? Crazy lady!


I feel my mom should have had a nanny strapped to my side at allllll times. I was a hot mess. 

The D.M. Freaking. V.

My name is Jerilyn Burton, that is what my Utah Driver's License calls me. 


My FAFSA for school that holds all power for my grants and shiz knows me as Jerilyn Truman. 


CSN will not allow to have my money from FAFSA until my license matches.


In April I was told this. Back in October I tried to change my license, but since I have had 3 "violations" in the last 5 years I have to retake the driver's test. Woo. 


I took the permit test, passed. I took the driver's test back in April, failed. 


Don't judge me. It is way different now that I am set in my ways of driving. The lady was TOTALLY UPSET that I put on my blinker to get in the turn lane, then turn it off and back on to show that I am now turning. Heaven forbid a cop pulls me over for it. ALSO, that 1 mph while in a school zone might make or break whether a child dies. 


My mom told me the instructor was jealous of me, thanks mom.


Since then I have gone back a few times in the morning for standby. STAND BY SUCKS. I show up 3 hours before it opens and there is a line longer then the eiffel tower already. 


Wednesday was my day! It was 4:30 a.m. and dark. I run around the corner and see that no one is in line yet! I jumped for joy and Brandeis was there to entertain me for awhile until he had to leave at 5:30 for work. 


6:00. rolls around, I am sitting next to a man from Pakistan that has an English accent. I am also sitting next to a tan box that I couldn't read since it was dark. 


7:00. it is now light out. The box next to me read "RODENT CATCHER. DO NOT OPEN." Thanks....


7:45. The ladies come out give me my #1 but then tell me since my registration just expired and I am waiting for the new one to come in the mail I have to have Brandeis come down so they can print me a new one since I am not on the registration. Solid. So since he can't just UP AND LEAVE work I was given a new number. #20. Yay. 


11:30. my butt may or may not be totally numb. Why are the seats at the DMV horrible? I ask the lady what number they are on ...#6. She then told me that they might get to #10 today. Righteous. She proceeds to tell me that the best thing to do is to get my permit and come back the next day. 


12:00. I am taking my picture for a permit...will you come pick me up?


The only reason I stooped so low to get a permit is because CSN needed my name changed that day or I can't go to summer school. Sucky right? 


So here I am... Friday. Brandeis didn't want to go today since he is completely warn out from working this week and today he works all day from 6 til 8 tonight. Lame. 


So I guess we will see what happens. Hopefully I can drive soon. 


Moral of the story is....don't get pulled over, but if you do..don't get married? That's all i got.. 

Mila's Dreams

When I am a mom....in longer than 9 months.... I want to be like this mom. While her daughter is sleeping she decorates the floor around her to match a story that she thinks she might be dreaming about. SOOO GREAT. 


Here are all the pictures, really small and hard to see, but you get the picture.


She has a blog, but she doesn't really keep the pictures on her blog....but in general she is inspiring!

So yes, that is her babe, sleeping. She just decorates all around her. I love it.

Stay @ Home Wife

HELLO!! :)


I am the best stay at home wife ever. Just ask Brandeis. haha. 


Right now, the laundry is going, i am watching Millionaire Matchmaker, thinking about what to cook for dinner and texting Brandeis. Life is great. 


This past weekend was eventful. Friday night we went on double date with Kim and Lamar. We went to the Adventure Dome where Brandeis and I met. So Romantic. We ate at the Peppermill after which is DELICIous. I never knew such a great place existed. 


I loooove KimRam. SHOUTOUT! haha. I love going to her house and seeing her parentals. They rock. Her mom did the pencil test on Brandeis and I and **Spoiler Alert** We are having 2 girls and 2 boys.... girl, boy, boy, girl. I hope it comes true. Brandeis thinks it is fake but when it is NEVER wrong....believe it mister! So we are going to start trying NOW! haha jk.... you still have to wait a few years to see the cutest girl ever come out of me. 


We actually are wanting to go on a cruise this summer and if we go....i have to wait 3 years to even talk about kids. haha. oh what i do for some fun...i put our children on the back burner!!


Brandeis and I love our life. I have a love/hate relationship when he leaves in the morning....he loves to wake me up and make sure I am awake by jumping on me and telling me bye.... I hate it...but I love being awake to say goodbye. It is at 5:30A.M.......shoot me. And then afterwards I have a hard time falling back to sleep and I have a headache all day.....oh life of a stay at home wife.... haha. 


We are both going to be going to school full time this summer....Brandeis only wanted to take 1 or 2 classes, but since I am the parent and I pick out his classes, he is taking 4. haha. :) 


I have relocating schools again. I am going to go to NSC for Elementary Ed....I think that would be best especially once I am a mom. Woo. 


Well, I am sitting here...and I think I should go brush my hair...... bye.