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BIG NEWS. I am switching my major. It is weird, I have wanted to be a dental hygienist since I was in 2nd grade. We had to pick a profession and we colored pictures of them...I had a dentist. It was a life changing day. Thanks Mrs. Anderson (RIP) & Mrs. Brewster.

But lately I have been thinking more about starting a family and the time frame between now and Baby Truman #1.

I don't want to finish school. I don't want me going to dental hygiene school slow down my future family to a few years later than I(we) want.

If I was to finish school/apply/go to hygiene school...I would have around 3 years til I would be...and that is saying I "woo" them enough to be accepted my 1st try. I don't want to wait 3 years for Lil Truman. I just don't. I don't want to. Now I am throwing a temper tantrum. Enjoy it.

So I have been thinking of other things I would love and it reminds me of being a child and how much I loved my 3rd grade teacher. Mr. Annexstein had the longest last name I had ever seen, but he was an AMAZING teacher. He is why I am all brains and no beauty.

So...for about 2-3 weeks now I keep telling myself, "Throw away your childhood dreams and pursue your new newlywed dream that seems way more fun and you can decorate your room and play with children and go to assemblies and play on the monkey bars." WOO! Sounds like candy! :)

My mommy (being 1/2 brain in the operation) informed me that elementary teachers are like dinosaurs....getting killed 1 by 1 until there are no more jobs...so maybe I will go into high school? I am not sure. When I think of high school I think of drugs, cussing, and lesbians making out in the halls. I am not sure I can handle that....I think I would rather enjoy little ones that think I am God's daughter (haha, if only they knew I really am...) It is still up in the air...I am still in school and I can do whatever I dang please.


Don't try to talk me out of it. One day your kid will be going to Jerilyn Truman Elementary School and I will be the best principal....okay now I am reaching for the stars...


oh p.s. I think I need a day off.

Finally.

I love my life.

I guess finally isn't a great way to express this blog post, but that's how I feel right now.

We are finally stable.

We are finally not stressed.

We finally know what we are going to do....kinda. ;)

I am finally caught up with all my debt! woo hoo!

I mean, I still pay monthly, but I finally can actually pay and eat! Haha

I finally  feel like everything is falling right into place.

And to think it has only taken 6 months! :)

Maybe I should add some recent pictures of the cute couple.

Shreddin'. 

Britt&Jordan's Wedding

OOtah Yazz Game


Happy 6 months on the 14th..
aka Valentines Day!
Big Day.

This Weekend

I plan on taking funny pictures of Brandeis & I and any of our friends in Utah that want to participate...

...printing them out...

and putting them in random frames in Walmart.

I feel the need to be in homes all around Utah until the new frame owner gets around to changing the picture to their own.

Who's with me?

Brit & Jordan's Wedding

I love being able to go to the temple.

I love watching other people get sealed.

I am a hot mess inside the temple.

It is hard not to get emotional when you sit and remember when you were kneeling across the alter.

Best day. Ever.

Things Moms Don't Want To Hear

Story time!

I think I should start telling funny stories of my life..I have a lot. Especially my stage when I was 3 and I would tell stories about when I was 4...doesn't make sense...I know.

Anyways, I mentioned this story in my previous post and now it is time to clarify what really went down.

Let me take you back to winter 2002 when I got my 2nd "boyfriend"... It was a big deal.

Everyone had a crush on this boy. Let's call him Chris (haha that is his real name).

There was about 4 or 5 of us who fancied this Chris boy. One day someone asked him if he liked blondes or brunettes better....he said blondes. yay for me.

Well at a Halloween party we played spin the bottle ( so lame ) and he spun it once and I was kinda in the circle but not really cause I could care less... (i didnt need a bottle to kiss a boy!) but he spun it and it landed on me... woo. he pecked me and that was the end of that night.... great night...

Now it is December and it had been kind of different between me and this Chris boy, but nothing had really come up about him liking me until one day his friend who was in high school got my AIM name...

Through-out winter break I talked to them on AIM everyday and saw them ride their bikes by my house a few times. Right before January Chris asked me to be his girlfriend.... haha I am getting embarrassed...

Anyways, now it is Superbowl Sunday and Chris and I had held hands a few times, few longer than normal hugs, and maybe 1 or 2 pecks...if he was lucky. Courtney and I BEGGED my mom to let us go over to Chris' house for the football game...and I don't know what she was on but she said yes! :)

Well, while we were there...Chris kissed me....it was about 2 seconds long but it was definitely the LONGEST kiss I had had....

The next week I was maybe 3 hours late for my "Time of the Month" and I FREAKED.

I called Courtney immediately...on my cord house phone and told her. Courtney kept reassuring me I wasn't pregnant (like she had any knowledge on baby making...)



I couldn't sleep... I paced outside my mom's room wanting to tell her but how can you tell your mom you are in 8th grade and knocked up?!? No way.
 
I woke up in the middle of my sleep a few times once I went back to bed...I kept telling myself to calm down and you can't get pregnant from a kiss.... but I couldn't shake it.... I really thought I was....

The next day I started my .  and it was all over from there....Chris and I were in love for maybe 2 months and I moved on...Good thing we didn't have a baby. haha :)

"Pregnant"

I have a love/hate relationship with a word.

PREGNANT.

It gives me the willies.

We are going on 6 months of marriage

and are about 2 years away from loving that word.

It is nerve wrecking sitting for those 3 minutes to see if you have

one line or two.

I feel like I am 13 all over again and stressed thinking I was pregnant...

(I will have to type up a post later explaining that story...I was still a virgin, of course.)

Why should I be stressed? I am 22..married. rich (lie), and happy.

Okay I see why I am stressed. A BABY RUINS EVERYTHING.

haha. jk.

I don't want to find out I got knocked up and not have Brandeis say," YAYAYA!!"

... right now he would say, "NAYNAYNAY!!"

Oh the stress.

Blonde Moments.

Sometimes. Oh sometimes, I have a hard time.

"My friend that is in rehab....


Crap...that is actually the Senator from Arizona."


Not friends, my bad.

Best Christmas Present.

My Christmas post is slackin. 

So just and FYI I have an amazing Mother-in-Law 

who OBVIOUSLY feels like I am the 

best daughter-in-law ever. 

Seeing how I am her first and only so far.... 

that statement is true.

Forgive my homeless appearance. 

It was early.

I am not use to waking up 

before the sun on Christmas.

Slackage.

I am sorry for the slackage lately. I want to constantly blog, but I am waiting to upload pictures from Christmas!

I brought my camera to work to upload but my computer is way too old fashion for my new camera I received for my birthday.

So be patient.... Sometime this weekend you will see new pictures :)


how can I make this post more exciting? Not sure.

I have a new favorite blog. It is kind of vulgar (i originally spelt this word fulger?!? am I 5?) at times, but so hilarious. I have to give credit to my oldest brother Brandon for introducing me and "Allie"..(she is the author). Allie writes blogs about her childhood (usually while intoxicated) and draws really great child-like pictures to go along. She cusses a few times each post. I can't judge...I know a lot of people who curse and I have a built in censor that miraculously bleeps it out for me. Crazy right? She is never dirty (to my knowledge) so no worries.  Other than that...her posts are so hilarious.


CH CH CH CHeck it out.. if you dare. Have an open mind and just laugh.

http://hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com/

If you don't have an open mind about reading cussing, then disregard this.

Resolution QUe?

I have never been a big Resolution person.

Just a few facts about myself that you should know before this post.

• I have never really dieted. I can't handle be so restricted. I love food and I will eat whatever I dang please, dangit....
• I think there is a time and place for cussing. I can't recall a time where I have cursed out of anger...for example , "YOU B&*&^&!!" That's not my style...but from time to time I might say a funny sentence that has the "D" word or "H" word in it, shoot me okay? I am a huge sinner I guess.
• I cut my hair CONSTANTLY. I hate having it at an awkward, "I am short,maybe medium but maybe that is just a weird kink in my hair" length.  (I just googled Kink to make sure I used it right...)

"Resolution for 2011!!!" So, here goes nothing.

• I don't want to necessarily diet, but by this time next year I want to be a BABE when it comes to my body image...I know I am already a babe, but this is different. This has NOTHING to do with my face or outfits...this is purely my skin and how much it isn't stretching anymore.
• No more funny cussing, it is not lady like. Brandeis tells me I have been really good in the last few months... I have cut down on my "Hot D*&%!!". It use to be entertaining, but I shall fill that void with may Zumba fitness video with my weighted maracas.
• I feel the need to see how long my hair will grow in 1 year! I cut it a week before Christmas so, we shall see what happens in one year....I have done this before...I think and I feel I look trashy/homeless with long hair. Hopefully with my new age hairstyling tricks I pick up from watching YouTube I will be able to make my hair look sexy.

Wish me Luck!