Here are some awkward moments in the past few weeks that are still stuck in my head.
1. Smelling a gross poop like smell, searching the WHOLE house, then notice that the girl you are the best babysitter for has decided to rub her feces all over her face.
2. Telling my cheerleaders to not be 'provocative" and a girl proceeds to tell you she is always provocative. Then having to explain what the word actually means.
3. Being told "Your boyfriend is so cute".....eh, dont tell my husband that? Not sure what to respond....but yes, I am married.
4. Getting ask if I just graduated....5 years and counting?
5. Spilling your eyelash extension glue ALL OVER your shirt and the glue puts a MASSIVE hole in your shirt....and to think I tell people not to worry about the glue.....deadly.
6. Wanting to giggle at the temple....are you allowed to giggle??!?
7. Having your husband ask how many boys you kissed while he was on his mission...."none??"
8. When your husband passes gas then proceeds to run in front of the crowd telling them to "MOVE!"
9. Taking a Pregnancy Test at Walmart since the father of your "maybe" baby is too impatient to let you wait till you get home.
10. The thought of finding out you're pregnant right before you go see Bella and her Vampire baby....
Thattts all Folks. FYI as of late I am "not pregnant"....and if I am...maybe I should buy more expensive tests.
Anything awkward in your neck of the woods......awkward 11. neck of the woods? what the H does that come from? LEMME KNOW. xoxo Gossip Girls.
I think I am getting more awkward now that I am writing my awkward moments...
